My Facebook profile unavailable??

Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 11:53 AM

Why am I being notified?

at 10:03 AM

You can convert .aa files to .mp3 and remove DRM

Sunday, December 11, 2011 at 11:40 PM

The method I found that was was from

If error messages had a since of humor

Thursday, November 17, 2011 at 12:15 PM
If error messages had a since of humor:

Plus -1

Friday, November 11, 2011 at 3:12 PM

Apparently there is a Google Music maximum file length

Tuesday, October 4, 2011 at 9:55 PM

System Error

Monday, September 26, 2011 at 12:32 PM

Sounds so informative, but its really not.

SmugMug error page for invalid link

Friday, September 23, 2011 at 1:57 PM

Give 50GB to people of your domain

Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 10:21 PM

Yes, I would love to give unlimited 50GB mailboxes to myself since I have * coming to my mail box.

Groupon server error 503

Monday, August 29, 2011 at 9:15 PM

YouTube: 500 Internal Server Error

Wednesday, August 24, 2011 at 10:27 AM

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:

Video I was trying to watch:

Microsoft VBScript compilation error ‘800a03e9 on

Monday, August 22, 2011 at 12:21 PM
"Microsoft VBScript compilation error '800a03e9′
Out of memory
/LM/W3SVC/600510919/Root/dStore/http://global.asa, line 0"

Facebook doesn't allow send mail as from a gmail account

Wednesday, August 17, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Below is a message I recieved when trying to My google apps gmail account "send mail as" feature with another email address you own - in this case Facebook's new integrated email address. This is the part where you generally have to input a code to Google letting them know you actually have access to this address. Here is what Facebook sent back: They are the ones that put the XXXX's by the ways to confirm the address in this returned email. Sketchy. Everything I redacted was replaced with "[redacted by JANE]."

sender-timeSent at 4:33 PM (GMT-07:00). Current time there: 3:44 PM.
to[redacted by JANE]
dateWed, Aug 17, 2011 at 4:33 PM
subjectSorry, your message could not be delivered
Important mainly because of the words in the message.

This message was created automatically by Facebook.

Based on the email preferences of the person you're trying to email, this message could not be delivered.

Action: failed
Status: 5.1.1
Diagnostic-Code: smtp; 550 5.1.1 RCP-P2 Refused due to recipient preferences
Last-Attempt-Date: Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:33:49 -0700
Final-Recipient: rfc822; [redacted by JANE]

You have requested to add [redacted by JANE] to your [Google apps] account.
Confirmation code: XXXXXXXX

Before you can send mail from [redacted by JANE] using your [redacted by JANE]
account ([redacted by JANE]), please click the link below to confirm your

XX Xou click the link and it appears to be broken, please copy and paste it
into a new browser window. If you aren't able to access the link, please log in
to your account, and click 'Settings' at the top of any page.
Open the 'Accounts' tab, and locate the email address you'd like to add in the
'Send mail as:' section. Then, click 'Verify,' and enter your confirmation

Thanks for using [redacted by JANE]


The [redacted by JANE] Team

If you did not make this request, or you don't want to add this email address
to your [redacted by JANE] account, no further action is required.
[redacted by JANE] cannot send messages using your email address unless you
confirm the request by clicking the link above. If you accidentally clicked
the link, but you do not want to allow [redacted by JANE] to send messages
using your address, click this link to cancel this verification:

XX Xearn more about why you might have received this message, please

Please do not respond to this message. If you'd like to contact the
[redacted by JANE] Team, please log in to your account and click 'Help' at
the top of any page. Then, click 'Contact Us' along the bottom of the
Help Center.

Apply for jobs with - very cool feature!

at 9:11 AM

Broken Kindle

Tuesday, August 16, 2011 at 2:20 PM

As far as we can tell, the Kindle broke itself while it was on the counter.

Unable to download

at 2:15 PM

"Unable to download .
The network name cannot be found."

Naturally! DefCon files rejected! #defcon

at 1:53 PM

Share warning on Google Plus

Tuesday, July 12, 2011 at 4:50 PM

Be mindful that when you share things on Google Plus, the original settings may not have been to a very wide audience.

Spellcheck is not supported for Volapük

at 4:41 PM

Here is a good one from my friend Damon.

He added:
" I was writing a very simple email all in English to a co-worker. I clicked the spell check and got this error.
Volapük is a language that was invented in the 1800s I believe and almost no one ever spoke it. I think someone at Google was messing with me."

Facebook error

at 4:38 PM
If only I could query Facebook databases myself!

Outlook Apps Synch with Outlook

at 4:36 PM

At least this application lets you know that it might have something to do with the two-step authentication that's enabled rather then just telling you that your password is wrong.

Create a application specific password to resolve the problem and use it in this dialog box.

Facebook big event reminders!

at 1:32 PM

Glad Facebook is making sure I don't miss my own anniversary!

Already Invited? We've temporary exceeded our capacity

Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 11:35 AM

Friends invited and Google+ is over capacity:
I don't really get an error message. I can see your posts, but when I click to join it says they are on a limited beta.  When I click the link to see your conversation I get the page in screen1.png.  Then, I click the join button and I get screen2.png.  Hopefully, they'll open it up soon.

"Already Invited? We've temporary exceeded our capacity. Please try again soon."

Google Plus error messages

at 8:59 AM

You can't add a circle of everyone you know if you have 1,375 people to invite.

You can only email up to 25 people at a time.

Not available for Google Apps users.

Twitter login gets stale sometimes

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 at 11:17 AM
You account may not be allowed to perform this action. Try logging out and in again.

You CAN have too many spelling errors for Microsoft Outlook

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 at 1:06 PM
 "There are too many spelling or grammatical errors in "Untitled Message" to continue displaying them. To check the spelling and grammar of this email, choose Spelling and Grammar from the Review tab."

Just when I need the help the most! also discriminates against Google Apps users

at 1:05 PM also discriminates against Google Apps users

And even if you have a real Google Account that isn't a Google Apps account, you can still not join because of their server error.

+1 Not available for those with Google Apps

Friday, June 10, 2011 at 12:01 PM
The new +1 Feature for websites doesn't appear to work for those with Google App accounts. Even though we are supposed to be fully integrated.

Move the iPhone in a figure 8 -motion?

Sunday, May 29, 2011 at 3:35 PM
What does that do?

Walgreens Busy

Friday, May 27, 2011 at 1:49 PM

cracked egg from audible

at 1:48 PM

"We're not sure what happened, but something went wrong"

git out of memory

at 1:48 PM

"First, rewinding head to replay your work on top of it...
fatal: Out of memory? mmp failed: No error"

Sounds like an error to me!

Watch Daniel Radcliffe or Watch Daniel Radcliffe?

Thursday, May 26, 2011 at 11:49 AM

Access violation at addess 00000000

at 11:48 AM
Access violation at address 00000000. Write of address 00000000.

More practical problems with having a .me TLD email address

at 10:37 AM
More then two years ago I wrote about having problems with an email address with a .me TLD and it still seems to be the case as a lot of websites just assume if I have a .ME TLD then I don't reside in the U.S.

I still haven't been able to get my account to use my .me address, but did recently make some headway with a Jewelry site:

"Thank you for your e-mail.

We have enabled your .me address on the site. Previously, we had it blocked because this extension typically applies to addresses from the country of Montenegro. Since we do not ship internationally, we had not cleared that extension. We have however updated our system and your e-mail address should work. If you have any problems or concerns please let us know.

We appreciate your continued interest in Limoges Jewelry. "

If you are gunna go out, go big

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Catastrophic failure (Exception from HRESULT: 0x8000FFFF (E_UNEXPECTED))

Failure from bluray player

Tuesday, May 24, 2011 at 11:12 PM

The available BD_Live update cannot be downloaded due to local storage not being available. Please see your player manual for details on how to add storage.

Paint cannot save this file

Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 12:19 PM

"Paint cannot save this file.
Save was interrupted, so your file as not been saved."

Error in the iTunes Store

Tuesday, May 17, 2011 at 10:47 PM

"We could not complete your iTunes Store request. An unknown error has occurred (-9808).
There was an error in the iTunes Store, Please try again later."

Create a barcode for your website

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 at 1:43 PM bar code from

Put it anywhere and people can just scan and find you:

He's dead, Jim

Tuesday, May 3, 2011 at 9:01 AM

Microsoft Office cannot complete this operation because uploads are paused

Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 4:07 PM

"Microsoft Office cannot complete this operation because uploads are paused. Resume uploads and try again."


That's something you see if you are using Sharepoint and have Microsoft Office Upload Center installed on your machine.


Attempted to read or write protected memory

at 4:00 PM

"Attempted to read or write protected memory. This is often an indication that other memory is corrupt."

No flash on iPhone

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Unable to view anything flash on the iPhone. It's a large portion of content that's inaccessible and a huge failing.